Good morning. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your damp doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens along with my sodden colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens.
We are wet and soggy. It's pouring rain outside right now! We'd rather stay inside and sleep on rainy days like this. But there was a squirrel in the hawthorn tree! We zoomed right out after it.
We're proud to say the evil squirrel has left the premises.
We think that deserves double overtime yum yum compensation. Don't you?