Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your suave and sophisticated doggie correspondent
Chester L. W. Stephens.
Tonight I am going to a doggie blog party with Princess Leah! I have never gone to a doggie blog party before and I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do. I looked at some of my doggie blog friends, and they were all dressed up in fancy clothes and driving around in horse-drawn carriages and stuff. My ghostwriter doesn't know how to do all those cool photo shop things, so was a loss about it. But then my Jason human came home and saved the day. He had a formal black bow tie for me to wear. Next, getting me to hold still for a special picture.
Next, I have to take a crash course on how to act around a real Princess. The last princess I ever met was our Miss Ginger dog, AKA Princess Poo Poo!
Wow! She was quite the regal princess. We miss her every day since she went to doggie heaven in 2010. Hopefully she, and our Patron Saint Old Miss Charisma are both looking down on me from doggie heaven and wishing me luck.
The next thing I should do get Princess Leah a present. I don't have any money to buy a present. My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens said chewed up old squeaky toys aren't legal tender. He's also pretty sure a real Princess wouldn't want any of my battered squeaky toys either. Besides, how can I send a last-minute present all the way to the UK in time for the party. But I happened to look out the window before the sun went down and this is what I saw:
So this is my present to Princess Leah: the moon. I'm sure you'll see it if you look up. Oh, and one more thing: my favorite miniature human, Ryan, has agreed to be our chauffeur. We'll be riding in his brand new intergalactic tricycle space ship. Hooray!
So I guess I'm finally ready to go. See you there Princess Leah!