Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your playful doggie commentator Chester L. W. Spaniel.
As you can see, I have a new squeaky toy! It’s from the secret box full of Professor Braydie Spiker’s mysterious UFO toys that she gave me in her will. Only on a rare occasion am I allowed to conduct research on one of these toys! It looks like it’s some kind of alien monkey creature thing.
Ten minutes later:
|Another successful operation!|
|Thanks Professor Braydie!|
|I love it!|
|I will treasure it forever!|