Good morning. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your trusty doggie officer Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel with your live morning alien invaders report.
My excitable associate Chester L. W. Spaniel took off to the other side of the yard immediately and left me to do the morning reconnaissance mission. We sniff out tracks and scents that indicate which species might have entered our territory illegally overnight. This time of year, it's usually the Sneaky Shrew Squad, or the Secret Bunny Militia. The Evil Squirrel Cartel doesn't usually do night work. Birdies, of course, are welcome.
Returning to base with nothing unusual to report except … oh yeah … it's snowing!
May we have our yum yums now?