Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
My ghostwriter continues to work all kinds of crazy hours and has been neglecting The Daily Bone. Even these pictures of me are from a week ago! But I will do my best to give you the news. For one thing, we woke up one morning and it had snowed!
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The cold snow made the local birdies very hungry. Loyal readers may remember Mr. Seedcruncher, the CEO of Sparrows Incorporated, with whom I made a deal last year regarding me keeping the Evil Squirrel Cartel out of the birdie feeder. In exchange they bought the arbor vitae bushes behind our back yard fence, and built a luxury sparrow apartment complex, along with a convention center for sparrow activities such as concerts and fights. I have lifetime free tickets to these events! Here's his successor, Mr. Maxwell Flit who renewed our contract for another year.
He had his entire family crammed in the window birdie feeder that snowy day! I also saw the Junco Snowbird Winter Games Committee Chairman Gordon Whitebeak waiting for a peck at the seeds too. When the juncos arrive here from Canada, it means winter is not far behind. See him on the window sill on the left? He was wondering where the suet cakes were.
I'll have to hurry up and place an order with Dad so he'll get some of those right away! It'll be great to have both sparrows and juncos around this winter. Imagine the entertainment value of sparrow kick-boxing exhibitions, and junco jiu-jitsu matches too!
|Really! Those little birdies sure know how to fight!|
Our business transactions did not go without notice by an Evil Squirrel Cartel spy. I've seen this character a few times. He has a stubby face and short ears. I didn't catch his name yet. Perhaps he's an heir to Fatty White-ears or alias Twinkletoes. If anyone knows his name, please let me know.
And don't worry birdies. I'll be keeping that varmint out of the birdie seeds!
The snow didn't last long. In fact today, it was warm enough to open all the windows. Ghostwriter took a few pictures of the colorful leaves.
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This just in! My favorite miniature human Ryan got a new car!
I hope he's a better driver than these guys:
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I think that's enough news for now.
I'm going to take a nap and dream about snow.
Spotted the other day: brand new snow plow.