Hello everybody. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your exhausted doggie reporter
Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Well, you’re probably wondering why I am so tired. Well, one of my humans has been taking me for long power walks early in the morning. As you may have heard from my smug colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel, I have a bit of a weight problem. In fact, I weigh forty-five pounds right now. Cocker Spaniels are supposed to weigh less that thirty. I have tried telling the vet that I am all muscles, but that excuse isn’t working anymore. My nickname there is Chubby Chester. Augh!
|I am not smug! Harumph!|