Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your humble doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
I have been thinking about possibly getting my own facebook. I always look at my ghost writer’s facebook and see all kinds of weird, funny and amazing things.
To this I comment: huh?
My dignified and erudite associate, Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel, Doggie Chief Inspector, comestibles division, says he should be on my facebook too.
Here are some new friends I would only have known about through facebook:
|Doozer from Columbus, Ohio.|
|Ratchet from Columbus, Ohio too.|
|Cub from Skaneateles New York.|
I have also discovered that being fat isn’t so bad. There is an artist who loves to draw, and then share on facebook, jolly, rotund characters like these:
So to our new friend Molly in the UK, tell your human she should put you on an all-you-can-eat diet! Don’t worry. You will never look like Godzilla. You will only get cuter, like me. Visit Molly on the address below.
Finally, here is one last item: a link to a report on dog kisses entitled, “How Dirty Are Your Dog’s Kisses?”
So what do you think? Facebook or not?