This is a TDB Fast Breaking News Story!
I'm your big champion rabbit hunter doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens.
|Look Mom! I caught a rabbit for you! It's a big fat rabbit too! It must weigh three pounds!|
|It was hiding in the leaf pile right here and I caught it all by myself!|
|Are we going to have rabbit stew for dinner today? Because I caught the rabbit for you to cook!|
|I'm a very good rabbit hunter!|
|Oh boy! I can't wait for some yummy rabbit stew. Are you going to put carrots in it? How about potatoes? Yum yum yum!|
(Does anyone know how to prepare a freshly killed rabbit?)