Good evening. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your earnest doggie gazetteer Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my diligent colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
Our ghostwriter is tired this evening and can’t think of anything to write about. For some reason the humans always try to ignore their fatigue and keep going until their designated bed time. We doggies think they’re nuts. When you get tired, take a nap! Here are some examples of napping just in case you humans out there need a refresher course.
Any questions? No? Then good night already!