Friday, November 28, 2014

Black Friday

Hello. This is the Daily Bone and I’m your perspicacious doggie reporter Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel. My hebetudinous associate Chester L. W. Spaniel was too tired to think up a story today.

As you can see, I am sitting on top of a newspaper that says “Black Friday.” There is a reason for this. We doggies can never understand the human passion for shopping. I mean, do you really NEED a smelly candle, a tacky tie, and an ugly sweater? We doggies don’t mind if we don’t get a new doggie bed. The old one is just fine. How about instead of going shopping today, you spend some quality time with your doggies, and your family. Thank you for your kind attention.

Sit. Stay. Good.


  1. That makes a lot of sense Joey - Thanks for your excellent report :-)

  2. But Joey, what about squeaky toys? Do they reduce the price of squeaky toys on Black Friday !?!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    Who knows the words SIt, Stay but just ignores them !!!

  3. Whoa, break out the thesaurus, Rex!
    hebetudinous, hmmm, I don't know if Chester will like bein called dull. Bol!

    My peepoles avoid any Black Friday junk like the plague. They do online shoppin fur the most part all the time. That's where my doggie goodies come frum!

    Have a chillaxin day, guys.

  4. It is crazy here, there have been riots in shops becase of Black Friday sales, but luckily my Momma dosent like going shopping, the only place she does like going to shop is to the local pet store with me to get some new treats for me, some new clothes FOR ME and maybe a new squeeky stuffie or two, I'm very spoiled!
    However My Momma does like a nice smelly candle but she shops for those online with me snuggled right besides her! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxx

  5. We couldn't agree with you more, Joey! Our peeps are home with us where they sound be!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  6. Hi Chester, my peeps spent a lot of money on....treats and pill pockets for us. They got zilch for themselves. That seems strangely correct and normal. Right?

  7. No stores fur the peeps here either...those crowds are horrid. Pushy and rude too. No thanks!
    Growlmy did have to go to a store though...she broke her slow cooker which she needed fur our belated feast meal, so she went to one that was far away from any others, so that the crowds would be less...she scored: No crowds, a clerk told her to come out of the lineup to pay for her one item at the jewellery counter, BOL!
    And the cooker was on a black Friday sale, OMD! She did grin to herself...then she went home to cook and cook and do lumberjack work with that the feast is in our tummies, ( I got a tidbit ), she can relax, to go back to work tomorrow.

    Have a great weekend.

  8. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! You need dog toys! And bacon! Can you buy bacon on black friday?

  9. Our Mom stayed home with us except for when she had to go to work for a few hours. No silly shopping here either!