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Wow! I was checking out the comic pages and look what I found! Ironing Board Man was starring in Mother Goose and Grim!
Then a great idea hit me. You know all that snow they got in Buffalo NY? Instead of trying to plow and shovel and move it, why don’t they just have Ironing Board Man roll over it all? Flatten that stuff right out!
My humans recently made a trip to visit our dear Oma in Niagara Falls NY, which is near Buffalo, and they saw Ironing Board Man helping out with some road work there. He would just have a short drive to Buffalo.
Just imagine: Ironing board Man can flatten out all the snow in that big football stadium and then they can have their Bills vs Jets game after all. The players would just have to wear ice skates! Problem solved! Where do I come up with these great ideas?
Joey dog here. Um … yeah … where DOES he come up with these crazy ideas?