Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel, with today's update of the ongoing grackle invasion. I think they should rename themselves the Great Grackle Flying Circus!
This guy popped up on the window feeder this morning. He didn't even introduce himself, and immediately started complaining.
|Hey! Still no seeds!|
|And hardly any suet left!|
|Oh that makes me so angry!|
|Don't make me come up there!|
|Umph! Hey you stingy humans!|
|And your little dog too!|
|I'll have you know, this means war!|
|Oh, I'm SO scared!|
|Bark Bark Bark Bark!|
|BARK BARK BARK SCRAM!|
|Harumph! I guess I showed him!|
Oh, and look look look lookie look! We FINALLY have some flowers!
(A few hours later … )