Hello fellow doggies. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your indignant doggie reporter
Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Despite our collective doggie objection to squirrel appreciation day, here it is again! As loyal readers will know, I am the last remaining member of the Double Doggie Homeland Security System since my esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel passed away in 2016. I still strive to keep the Evil Squirrel Cartel out of my territory. Although many humans actually like (gag) squirrels, I don't, and I keep a close eye on their activities.
Yesterday I saw alias Twinkletoes the squirrel eyeballing the birdie feeder, trying to think of a way to plunder it.
He decided he couldn't jump up onto it, so he decided to climb up the clothes line pole.
There he sat, twitching his tail, and staring at the feeder.
I guess he didn't think walking across the clothes lines was a good idea. (Besides, if he did manage to get onto the feeder, his weight would cause the feeding ports to close. We have yet to see a squirrel take seeds out of this birdie feeder!)
I went out and chased him away before he burned out what little brains he had between his ears.
For some reason, there were hardly any squirrels around my yard today. They must be all attending the big Squirrel Appreciation Luncheon put on by the nice little pony in this video. As you can see, those squirrels don't have very good table manners!
Hey, you know what would make me appreciate squirrels? This:
In case you can't remember when squirrel appreciation day is celebrated each year, here's an article that tells you: