|You're kidding, right?|
It has come to my attention that today is National Squirrel Appreciation Day. My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens and I thought about this for a while, with very mixed feelings: surprise, appall, derision, shock, um … I'm going to have to study my thesaurus for a long time to describe all the feelings we experienced upon discovering this holiday. We didn't have time for this, lest we miss our publication deadline, so we did an online search, and came up with a video that thoroughly and honestly expresses our appreciation of squirrels today. There is a link to it below, and we advise you to read all of this edition of TDB before you get to it because it takes a lot of time to really appreciate this video.
|Squirrels! Those nut-brained fustilarians. Bleah!|
|What's for dinner again? Smells delicious.|