Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
I was checking out the window today and look what I saw:
It's an evil squirrel! As soon as he saw me, he took off. Look! There he goes along the path that I made in the snow.
What a wimp! He obviously doesn't want to run through the snow if he can help it!
So I went out to see if that squirrel needed any more motivation to stay out of my yard.
He's gone! I'm coming back in now!
You can never be too careful about the Evil Squirrel Cartel.
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