This is The Daily Bone. Welcome friends everywhere. I’m your vigilant doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel.
I know I promised not to talk about spiders anymore. I made a solemn vow because some readers don’t like spiders and get creeped out at my ghostwriter’s photos of them. But …
… it could have crawled into your slippers!
How to eliminate a spider: Step 1. Slurp it up with your tongue and roll it around gingerly in your mouth. Step 2. Spit it out and step on it. Step 3. Eat it.
Look Mom, I caught the spider for you! And I ate it so you don't even have to clean it up! I am a very good spider catcher!
Here's that site that debunks spider myths in case you missed it last time:
Your Mom must be THRILLED. We are very much impressed.ReplyDelete
We don't Love spiders... butt kinda enjoyed your spider series... Just sayin.
Good job there! Keep those lil critters outta those slippers. Yur Mom wud not like that feelin in there when she slipped her tootsies in.ReplyDelete
I think growlmy is gonna check all her shoes & slippers from now on...Eeuuwwwww!ReplyDelete
I don't think I or my kitty brofurs have evfur nomed on a spidie-snack...
We like bugs too. We will have to try your three step technique.ReplyDelete
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Dude we are impressed. I have to say my speciality are flies. I likewise catch them and eat them. Peeps says it is disgusting. How ungrateful. Have a marvellous Monday.ReplyDelete
Best wishes Molly
When Maddie cat lived with us, we worked together to catch any and all types of bugs and beasties!ReplyDelete
Ohhhhhh, impressive work!!ReplyDelete
Momo & Pinot xo
I are not one for eating bugs - we let da cats do dat.ReplyDelete
our mom hates spiders! Great job taking care of that one!ReplyDelete
Mr Bailey & Hazel
Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Nicely done! I like eating spiders too!ReplyDelete
that would not be nice to find in your slippersReplyDelete
Mom says good job on spider patrol!ReplyDelete
Ooohhh what a scary spider. Nice job and I think your mom loves that you clean after you ate the spider.ReplyDelete
OMD...you are the bestest spider catcher ever!!ReplyDelete
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Mmmm yummy. Flies are very tasty too...just sayin'ReplyDelete
Crikey ..... you didn't eat it did you?? It could have been a funnel web? They're on the move here at the moment and they are deadly. If one of those got in your Mom's slipper and she put her foot in she'd be deaded and if you ate one you'd be deaded. Mum would freak right out if I ate a spider. Good job on protecting your Mom's slippers, though.ReplyDelete
Dont worry. It was a tiny harmless sac spider. Mom usually catches them before I do and puts them outside. We rarely get dangerous spiders around here. I've heard about the deadly ones you have in Australia, though.Delete
Oh I am so glad you caught him, scary, scary spiders!ReplyDelete
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PS Do they taste good ?
Good job, Chester! We hope your mom gave you lots of treats for sparing her!ReplyDelete
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
I would have run for the hillsReplyDelete
Lily & Edward
Wow! thanks for all the great comments! Maybe I should feature spiders more often, eh???ReplyDelete
Yur spidey made me think of this lil Simon's Cat vid.ReplyDelete
We LOVE Simon's Cat videos! Thanks for reminding us!Delete