This is The Daily Bone. Welcome friends everywhere. I’m your vigilant doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel.
I know I promised not to talk about spiders anymore. I made a solemn vow because some readers don’t like spiders and get creeped out at my ghostwriter’s photos of them. But …
… it could have crawled into your slippers!
How to eliminate a spider: Step 1. Slurp it up with your tongue and roll it around gingerly in your mouth. Step 2. Spit it out and step on it. Step 3. Eat it.
Look Mom, I caught the spider for you! And I ate it so you don't even have to clean it up! I am a very good spider catcher!
Here's that site that debunks spider myths in case you missed it last time: