Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your perturbed doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Hey, what is my furtive colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel doing?
I’m turning on the spy cam to take a closer look.
Do my eyes deceive me? Or is my perfidious associate nibbling on my squeaky toy?
|Oh, this is your ratty old squeaky toy? Well, I slobbered it for you. You can have it back now.|
|Thank you! Whew, that's a relief!|
I’d better find a better hiding place for these capricious squeaky toys!