This is a TDB News Flash. We're your trusty doggie reporters Chester L. W. Stephens and Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens.
There was yet another incident of an invader jumping over the fence around the White House. Fortunately, Secret Service doggies Hurricane and Jordan were on duty. They caught this intruder, and held him at bay despite being punched repeatedly. What good doggies! Give them a big steak dinner right now for their bravery! Oh, and check out their fashionable doggie attire too! Canines are touted as being one of the Secret Service's most effective weapons.
TDB would like to know what White House doggies Bo and Sunny were doing, but they were not available for interview at this time. Hopefully they were guarding the inside of the White House, or else getting ready to serve Hurricane and Jordan their steak dinners.
This news flash was sponsored by The Double Doggie Homeland Security System. We' re on duty 24/7 and barking is always free! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.