This is the Daily Bone, and I'm your tranquil doggie host Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
Be very, very quiet. Today is Chester's birthday. As you probably know, Chester is already quite full of himself, and sometimes downright pompous. So we don't need to make him feel even more important. In fact, if we're really quiet, he just might sleep through it! Don't worry, we'll be sure to do something special later on. But for now, let's keep our Sunday morning peaceful and restful.
|Did you say something?|
|No. Go back to sleep Chester.|
|But you're awake.|
|I'm just taking care of some itchies.|
|That's right, Chester. Do your morning grooming and itchies.|
|Right. Now go back to sleep.|
To be continued …