Monday, June 30, 2014

Strange Fruit Part 3

Hello. This is your food-minded doggie reporter Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel and this is The Daily Bone yum yum delicious edibles column. 

Look what I found on top of the compost pile! I’m a very good scavenger! 

It’s a cauliflower heart with some leaves still attached. 

Crunch crunch crunch.

Don’t tell anyone I stole it. No one will notice it’s missing. Anyway, it’s good to eat a lot of vegetables. They’re low in calories and have a lot of fiber. What more could a doggie ask for? I mean, why would the humans just toss it out in the compost when it’s perfectly good for eating? Cruciferous vegetables are completely harmless for doggies and full of vitamins. Why give it to the bugs and worms? What could possibly go wrong? 

Munch munch munch.

The next day …

OK, OK. So I have a bit of gas. You can turn the fan off now. I get the point! 


  1. BOL! Dat are da porblem wif veggietables.

  2. A few PHARTS is a SMALL price to pay fur Finding a TREASURE like THAT. Excellent HUNTING and FINDING and EATING my furend...

  3. Too funny Chester!! I eat lots of vegies and FRUIT. I have that gas problem too. Mum reckons I can empty a room in super quick time and car rides can be disastrous!! Mum's been known to stop the car and get out. She reckons even winding all the windows down doesn't help. It lingers according to her.

  4. Haha! And if a bit of gas should slip out, just glare at the Hooman like it's their fault. :-)

  5. Hello there - we Beaglebratz LOVE collie-flower. Our mom givez it tue us with our kibble sumtimez - we don't haf a compost pile or trash we can git tue.

    We saw your comment 'boutz the firewerkz - our mom iz goin'tue a cook-out on July 4th butt she iz leavin'us home indoorz, with the talkie-box on an'dark. We already got a few boom-boomz goin'off around us - mom wuz almost asleep last nite when one went off - Diva Shasta barked at it an'mom wuz WIDE awake. Sorry mom butt one never knowz what that boom-boom noize iz all 'boutz.
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta