Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Country Club In The Sticks

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

I'm out in the snow checking out the newest, most swanky, up-and-coming club in town: The Sparrows Inc. Country Club In The Sticks. It's a combination dance club, casino, and sparrow kick-boxing arena, with high-end luxury hotel suites. As an added attraction for a limited time only, it has ample snow cover, making it an ideal cozy hide-out for those cold winter nights. Anytime you want a snack, simply zoom over to the drive through window box birdie feeder where you'll find an assortment of delectable seeds, suet cake, and sometimes even peanuts, and pieces of bread. 

It doesn't look like much from the outside. In fact, it's downright rustic!

Even the side entrance is unassuming. Hmm. I wonder if it has spa services too?

I decided to give this place a closer look and see if I could talk with the owner, Mr. Mortimer Seedcruncher, CEO of Sparrows Incorporated.

As you can see, a few sparrows flew out, sat on the fence, and gave me the stink eye.

Um, hello birdies. Sorry to bother you, but is Mr. Seedcruncher there? I'd like to interview him for The Daily Bone.

No! He's out checking his other properties! Get lost, doggo!

Sheesh! This really is an exclusive place! I guess I interrupted their poker game. 

Oh, in case you're wondering, I did not see the Evil Squirrel Cartel all day today. I did a bit of research and found out they've been visiting another yard where they've been feasting on fermented crab apples. 



  1. BOL, BOL! You fur sure would not have any trouble catching that drunkard, Chester!!!

    We have birdie club houses like that here being under our porch steps, and they make Dalton go nutzo trying to evict them:)

  2. We can't believe those birdies didn't want to talk to you. After all you are giving them a nice place to live.

  3. OMD, that video just cracked our Mom and Dad up. Now we wish we had a crabapple tree in our yard.

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  4. BOL!!!! OMD, that looks like MOI after one too many pitchers of margaritas!!!! BOL! (though, I have better dance moves...just sayin'...just ask Murphy ☺) Anyhu, that is one cool club Chester, i thinks maybe you could get a job in security and maybe you'll gets some privileges to the spa!
    Ruby ♥

  5. Ha Ha Haa!! That squirrel was having a time of it!
    Hazel & Mabel

  6. I don't know how squirrels are supposed to behave in snow--we don't have squirrels or snow where we live--but that sure doesn't look right, BOL!!!

  7. I can't believe the birds were so rude! Do they know who they are dealing with?

  8. The wildlife are having a blast in your yard, Chester! That drunk squirrel is too funny! haha

  9. OMD, the poor squirrel is so drunk.
    But we laughed and laughed too.
    Hope you get him some bread to sober up.
    xo Astro

  10. That was funny. We have condo units next to the house. The cardinals have so far kept the squirrels from renting but we hear there could be a court case pending.

  11. Chester mom nearly fell out of her chair laughing at that squirrel and his walk/hop of shame.
    Then when she heard your peeps giggling she giggled even harder. Laughter is contagious.
    She has never seen a squirrel jump like that. Thank you so very much.
    That would be a winner for World's funniest video
    Hugs madi your bfff

  12. Prediction: The next time you see the squirrels, they'll be falling-down-drunk. Hmmmm... If you eat a drunk squirrel, will you get drunk? Please let us know - if you get lucky.

    Love and licks,

  13. Wow, you have some good snow! As you know, all ours melted but more is supposed to be here Saturday. We rarely have squirrels around here. We still remember the one time one got in our back yard. It was ON - big time!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  14. Wowsers, those Sparrows have quite a posh getaway there!!
    Jakey, Arty & Rosy