Sunday, September 17, 2017

They're Baaaaaaack …

Greetings fellow doggies. This is a TDB fast breaking news story, and I'm your trusty doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

The Evil Squirrel Cartel is back!!! My humans have not filled the birdie feeders for the last month in an effort to keep the Evil Squirrel Cartel out of the yard and protect our pear tree from their depredations. Well now that the pears are almost gone, my humans decided it was time to feed the birdies again. After all, they have to get good and fat before the winter comes. However, as you doggies well know, the Evil Squirrel Cartel can detect birdie seeds from miles away and will stop at nothing to steal some! Look! There's one now!

I was not amused.

I'm pretty sure this is alias Twinkletoes, the rude squirrel that says we owe him a peanut butter sandwich. I think some neighbors have been feeding him, because he didn't run away when he saw us looking out the window. In fact, he just hopped over to the pear tree and started eating a pear! 

I soon ran out and disillusioned him!  


I'm sure more operatives from the Evil Squirrel Cartel will be arriving soon. So now I'm going to have to maintain heightened vigilance at my drive through barking window. I'll be sure to provide updates as they occur. 


  1. Keep up the good work!

    Abby Lab

  2. OMD! YOU GOTS A BARKIN' WINDOW??! Oh man! You are one lucky doggie! I knows what you mean Chester, those frickin' tree rats are all in my trees too....acorns are what they are after! And I spent the whole morning barkin' expletives at the little thieves!!!!
    Nice job Chester! if you needs back up, lets me know
    Ruby ♥

  3. You are so diligent Chester in your duties! Love the barking window!
    Hazel & Mabel

  4. Oh no, they're back! That is so NOT nice of them.

    Mara from Norway

  5. You did a good job scaring that tree rat away. Keep up the good work.

  6. Dag blame it!! Talk about dumb as a door nail? They sure don't understand..your Obvious not welcome messages that you have repeatedly BOL'd at them and even given chase to them.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  7. Good plan, C. Keeping watch is an onging thing when it comes to backyard invaders. Good to see you're ON IT!

    Love and licks,

  8. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Oh dear! Do you need backup? I will come help! I am excellent at chasing and barking at the squirrels! In fact, sometimes I catch them in my mouth, too. Perhaps we could work together? We'd get that intruder for sure!

  9. I smiled when you wrote that you went out and disillusoned him. I pray that you can continue to disillusion them.

  10. Those tree rats are so bold and rude. Thieves all of them...they try to chew our bird feeders...
    I bark em too, but then they taunt me from above when I try and run them down...sheesh, Maximally rude.
    I need a barking window like you have, Chester.