Hello friends and fans. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your dignified doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my staid colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
This is the last day we will appear as shaggy and fluffy. Tomorrow we’re going to see Miss Jacquie for a hair cut. (We love Miss Jacquie, but not that buzzy shaver thing!) So our ghostwriter tried to get a nice, distinguished portrait of us in our unshorn glory, outside in the dappled autumn sunlight. But, alas, it wasn't meant to be. For as we stood in front of the camera I was struck with a sneezing spell. There was no time for a reshoot because Mom has to go to work early this afternoon for a meeting.
Pardon, sniffle. See you tomorrow, sans shag.