Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Another Evil Polar Vortex

Hello ladies and gentlemen and doggies. I’m your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel and this is The Daily Bone.

Oh no! A Polar Vortex is coming! In fact, it’s already here! We’ve had weeks of hot, humid weather, with almost daily violent, scary thunderstorms, and torrential rainfall. Even our good friend Angus says there have been terrible thunderstorms every day where he lives in North Carolina. Here he is below sitting on his human’s lap during a particularly noisy one. (Perhaps he had a sip of that beer to calm him down.)

Now today, it’s a lot cooler out. If this keeps up, we might be shoveling snow by next week! Perhaps I’d better put in a call to Ironing Board Man, because it will take a super hero to stop the advance of this evil Polar Vortex thing. (Wow, and I thought the big problem was global warming!) We’d better get ready for the big freeze. I checked the doggie bowls and found they were empty! Oh no!!!

My knowledgeable associate Doggie Chief Inspector Comestibles Division, and founder of the Yum Yum Coalition, Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel confirmed my finding. Whatever shall we do now? It's the end of the world (again) and our doggie bowls have nothing except crumbs in them! 

Joey dog suggested maybe we’d better practice our sleeping technique in case we have to go into hibernation until this disastrous cold spell is over. Ironing Board Man, where are you?

This is an important doggie news update:

Our humans filled up the doggie bowls, thank goodness! Yum!


  1. OMD OMD the VORTEX sucked up all your food and water along with bringing this nice cool weather??? THAT is just not FAIR.

    1. Never fear. The doggie bowls got refilled. Yum!

  2. It are cool here too - it were only 90 today! Which are cool for Texas in July.

  3. It's awful cool here. We got global cooling happening at our place. It is winter but it's an awful cold winter.
    Glad the doggie bowls got filled up. Things were looking a bit drastic there for a while.