Friday, April 8, 2016

Oh Hi There!

This is the Daily Bone, and I'm your proficient doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

Be very very quiet, and just watch.


Hee-yup! Whew, that was a big jump!

Hmmph. No one here.

I guess I'll just check out the goodies!

Ooooooooooooo! Sunflower seeds! Num num num num num num num!

Whoa! Hello. I didn't see you there. 

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Fatty White-ears. You might have seen me foraging around the area over the past several months. Please do  not confuse me with my sassy, and impudent brother alias Twinkletoes, and assume I'm going to demand a peanut butter sandwich. 

Because that would be just plain rude. But, ah, I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing up here. 

Well, I was just checking to see if there are enough sunflower seeds for the cute little birdies. 

You see, I wouldn't want the nice sparrows to go hungry. Besides I've got season tickets to the Sparrows Incorporated Kick-boxing Championship Games at the Arbor Vitae Convention Center. Oh, I could probably get some for you too. There are still ring side seats available.

Since I'm here, maybe we can work out a deal , you know … um … Hey, I can get you some great real estate. They just have to drain the swamp and then … 

Can I bark him yet?

Grrrrrrrrrr. Bwoorf! 


Are you sure you wouldn't want to take a look at my portfolio? I've got some great opportunities for life insurance. Only ten nuts a month! And there's no extra charge in case you're flattened by a car. You know like my Uncle Tidbits last year. They had to scrape him up with a spatula. Or how about storage facilities for your nuts? You know these days you can never depend on returns on your investments. I've got a bridge I can sell you too. Oh, what if I guard the birdie feeders for you so you can take a nap instead of …


What a persistent little bugger! Sheesh! 


  1. BOL, are ya shure dat green moon ain't got somefin to do wif 4/20???

  2. What a fibbin' Fatty squirrel! Mom wrote the green moon event on her calendar. We hope we'll be about to see it on the 20th! Thanks for letting us know, Chester!

  3. OMD OMD that SQUIRREL LIZ worse than Ernie Does... OMD the A.V. Convention Center... We were Rolling on the carpet over THAT one... His entire ... SCAM Story was hilarious... Squirrels may be EVIL... butt they are also sorta Lacking in Brain Cells... if Fatty White Ears thinks you would fall fur THAT nonsense...
    He just does NOT know you boyz. GET HIM.... GET HIM GOOD... We would offer to Help you... butt we are still Laughing.

    PeeS... it is SNOWING like Crazy here... and we Think it is headed YOUR WAY...

  4. Fatty sure was a BIG talker, but you showed him who the boss is!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  5. We love chasing the squirrels out of our yard. Your squirrel sure is a big story teller.

  6. Wowsa, that Fatty White Ears sure gots a mouth on him! Tellin' lies like they're true...kinda reminds me of a certain politician....which shall remain nameless ☺ Anyhu, If you needs back up, maybe a second shift, you lets me know..I loves me a good squirrel chase!
    Ruby ♥
    pees: I'm sendin' your Moms over a pitcher of she can drink them with the green moon...

  7. OMD! That tree rat is getting waaaaay too bold! You MUST stop him and put him in his place and make sure he respects boundaries!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  8. WE love the green moon, but if we look in the back of Mom's fridge there's some things that have turned green cuz they've been in there 420 years.

    Keep annoying the squirrel cartel. You rock!

    Abby Lab

  9. WE love the green moon, but if we look in the back of Mom's fridge there's some things that have turned green cuz they've been in there 420 years.

    Keep annoying the squirrel cartel. You rock!

    Abby Lab

  10. Boy, those squirrels will try anything!!! Good job seeing him for who he really was!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  11. Those tree rats , don't they have any idea how dangerously they are living with you that close by! OMD!! BOL!!!!
    That green moon...hey is that the cheese gone greener than normal? No wonder the weather is whack-a-doodle!

  12. My darling Chester, how wonderful it was to hear your bark! Oh this moon phone can be so difficult with clouds, I have to bark louder to be heard and then the peeps tell me off for making too much noise! *sigh* All my Buttie Pillars are sleeping at the moment, I'm hoping they will wake up soon. Looking forward to speaking on the Green Moon exciting is that!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS I understand about the wine thingy....happens here as well!