This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Take a good look at where I'm standing. As you can plainly see, there is NO SNOW! But last night the back yard looked like this:
Wow! It was coming down like crazy! But by morning it was entirely gone.
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That squirrel figured out how to open the suet dispenser cage!
This time I didn't give him a chance to make any sales pitches.
Bark bark bark!
And stay out!
OH OH OH! I JUST FOUND OUT IT'S NATIONAL PET DAY!!!!!
And I got a present!
LOOK LOOK LOOK!
A new squeaky toy and it looks like a squirrel!
I gave it a good shake!
Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go and slobber it and see if I can take the squeaker out.