Hi everybody! This is The Daily Bone and I'm your athletic doggie commentator Chester L. W. Stephens.
Yesterday our favorite miniature human, Ryan, made the intergalactic journey to our house! This was the first Sunday in weeks that he visited and it wasn't raining out! I decided I should teach him a bit about hunting squirrels.
There are two evil squirrels out there, Ryan.
You take a look now. Shhhhhhhh. Remember to stay very quiet.
|Now follow me! Zoom!|
|Wow! We chased him clear to the other side of the yard!|
|Now come around this way and we'll do some sniffing.|
Good idea! You drive your truck around under the pear tree. That will scare those crummy squirrels!
Um, excuse me. Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens here. I have a public service announcement. The food's here! Why aren't you eating the food? I'll eat it up if your don't want it. Who cares about dummy squirrels when there's pizza and chicken wings to eat? Just saying …