Good day friends and fans. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your vigilant doggie reporter Chester L. W. Stephens. We have a number of topics to discuss, so let's begin right away.
First, the Evil Squirrel Cartel is up to no good again! This morning there were not one, not two, but three squirrels in our yard. It was like a squirrel circus!
The Double Doggie Homeland Security System has concluded that the object of this invasion is not the bird seeds—as you can see the feeder is empty—but the pear tree! Indeed several small pears have been found in the grass with bite marks and chunks chewed out of them. Here my esteemed associate and Doggie Chief Inspector, comestibles division, Joseph (Joey dog) Stephens has collected some as evidence, and will proceed with detailed forensic analysis.
|Meanwhile I looked for more clues.|
|Joey! Why are you eating the evidence?|
|Well, no sense in letting it go to waste!|
In other news, our Florida associate Miss Charlee's human placed a gigantic mattress in the living room.
|It smells like my humans.|
|Is this for me?|
|Yes, it's very comfortable.|
|Yes, I would like a giant doggie bed in the middle of the living room! Thank you!|
Miss Charlee is such a lucky doggie!
But, hey, what's this? Another evil squirrel! Come along Special Agent Joey dog!
And now a word from our sponsor.
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