Friday, May 12, 2017

The End Of the World (Again)

Listen up everyone! This is The Daily Bone and I'm your incredulous doggie reporter 
Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

If you've been watching the news lately, you'd think the United States is in the midst of a crisis of epic proportions! News anchors are in hysterics, shouting, arguing, making wild accusations and apocalyptic predictions, spouting conspiracy theories, rolling their eyes, and whipping up all kinds of fear and hate. Politicians are freaking out, and trying to make themselves look good while trashing everyone else. What's it all about? It doesn't matter! In a few days the fervor will die down, until a new crisis get's invented.

The next crisis.

Good grief! What will happen if there really was something horrible going on, like an alien invasion? Our government will be so busy finger pointing and trying to look politically correct that nothing will get done, and aliens will blow us all out of orbit! 

I suggest everyone sit down, take a deep breath, and think about the things you should REALLY be afraid of:

Did I miss anything?

Now then. I hope you all feel better now that I've taken your mind off all that political blathering.


  1. yeah, butts you missed the Russians....I heard somethings about 'golden showers', Ma could use some more money, butts she says that's not what that means. I don't gets it...peeps are freaky!
    Oh, and you missed the tree rat invasion, and plan for World Dominance. or is that the Kittehs??
    Ruby ♥

  2. Great post, Chester! I recognized many of the disasters in the photos and was particuarly amused to see Invader Zim and MoJo Jojo. Are you still having lots of rain? I was thinking of you again tonite as we walked home thru another deluge.

  3. That cracked me up. Mom works for the government - she has one of those fancy red passports (that TSA has no idea what they are) and all she does when she comes home through multiple administrations is pray and drink some chardonnay. She's going to be really happy to retire.

    Abby Lab

  4. Thanks for that very welcome respite from the idiocy going on in our country. Mom wonders what happened to all the other news she used to see every day on CNN and MSNBC. What's next week going to bring?

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

  5. Oh yeah - my mom gitz so tired of all the ^&()*^T$^&*%())* (whatever that meanz) that iz now the reality of so much of politikz. It wood b so much better if they all realized what wuz truly impawtent in life - like food an'treatz an'snugglez an'real furrendz.
    Lady Shasta

  6. And another end to the world seems evident in the big cyber hack going on right steals confusers! Hey, then we would have more time with our peeps, so maybe its a good thing??!

  7. Mom can barely stand watching the news these days. It's just ridiculous!

  8. Oh yes Chester, we really should be watching out fur those Daleks, oh and the Borg, and, and Aliens……oh,oh and……I'm being silly now aren't I, hehe
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  9. Amen Chester and well stated. Folks need to get a grip w reality and what is impawtant. We pets could teach them lots
    Hugs Madi your bffff

  10. BOL! It is getting a little silly now . . . .

  11. Those are a lot of scary things to worry about and not how much ice cream someone got.

  12. What a great job of putting things in perspective, Chester!!
    Bilbo, Jakey & Arty

  13. Thanks, just what we needed! We have always been afraid of the MojoJojo monkey from the Powerpuff Girls, so we will start worrying about that!
    Wyatt and Tegan

  14. Our pawrents are always yelling at the TV and newspaper. We just have them pet us until they calm down. Happy MOther's Day!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  15. BOL and well said, Chaster!! My mommy can only watch the news fur about five minutes now, just to make sure there are no major disasters--not counting politicks! Then we switch to old TV shows that were about REAL life!