Hey hey hey! This is The Daily Bone and I'm your doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
You would not believe the weather we're having today! One minute it's sunny, and the next it's snowing! Well, actually it wasn't snow, but something called graupel. Since we're all science geeks in this house, my report wouldn't be complete without a scientific diagram about what graupel is and how it forms.
After the graupel fell for a while, the sun would come out! So would all the birdies.
Likewise, the Evil Squirrel Cartel and the Conniving Chipmunk Consortium!
The screwy squirrels usually go up the silver maple tree. But those sneaky little chipmunks go through ghostwriter's garden.
You can't fool me! I can smell your stinky little feet!
I'm going in after you! Grrrrr!
I'll get you if I have to flatten every flower in this patch!
"CHESTER!!!!! BAD BOY! YOU GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!"
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