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Chester L. W. Spaniel.
I'm very proud of myself today! I hunted down and caught some bunnies all by myself! Nobody helped me; not even my elderly associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel!
|Hey, I am NOT elderly!|
(Warning. This post contains pictures of cute little rabbits that Chester caught and killed quickly. Keep in mind, cocker spaniels are the smallest of the hunting breeds. Every one of our four cockers has caught something, usually birds, at one time or other. But Chester has been the most enthusiastic and prolific hunter of all of them. Ghostwriter.)
My humans are sure weird about me catching things. Check out this conversation:
Ghostwriter: Chester, did you catch this cute little baby bunny?
Me: Yes! I did a good job and caught it all by myself!
Ghostwriter: But it's just a tiny baby! Poor little bunny!
Me: But it was in my yard hiding in the plants, and I sniffed it out, and caught it, and gave it a shake.
Ghostwriter: What a poor little bun-bun!
Me: But I caught it for YOU! It's my JOB as a sporting doggie to catch things!
Ghostwriter: Daddy! Come look at what Chester did today!
Me: Yes Dad. Look at what a good hunting doggie I am! I caught it all by myself! I'm a good provider, and it's my job as a cocker spaniel to catch things like that!
Ghostwriter: What are we going to do with it now?
Dad: I don't know.
Me: I think we should eat the bunny! Now we can have a really nice dinner! And we can all have a drumstick!
Ghostwriter: I hope there aren't any more little baby bunnies in the yard!
Me: Then I'll find them too!
Ghostwriter: heavy sigh …
Well you know what? We went outside to the yard again a little later, and I caught three more bunnies! We can make bunny stew now. Happy belated Mother's Day to you! I got you a bunny bouquet!
Ghostwriter: Gee thanks. What ever are we going to do with you, Chester?
Me: But I caught the bunnies for YOU! Aren't you happy about them?