Monday, March 16, 2015

Post Number 500

Hello ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your loveable doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel. Today is post number 500! I'd like to celebrate by showing you my first ever TDB post.

This is The Daily Bone and I'm yor humble doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel, chairman of the Squeaky Party. Glad you could make it today.

Today I want to present a section of an interview I had woth the national news channel Fox (foxes are doggies too) in which I was asked to express the views of the Squeaky Party on various important issues. Here are some highlights from this conversation:

Fox: What is your plan for improving the flagging economy and providing jobs?
Chester: More squeaky toys! Increasing production of squeaky toys will provide jobs and create important items for trade with other countries.

Fox: What about the unrest in the Middle East?
Chester: Send then squeaky toys. They will soon forget what they are so angry about!

Fox: What is your solution to rising gasoline prices?
Chester: Stay at home and play with your doggie.

Fox: What should we do about nuclear weapons?
Chester: Fill the missiles with squeaky toys instead.

Fox: Is there anything that you believe can't be achieved by squeaky toys?
Chester: No.

Fox: Some critics might say this is an unrealistic approach.
Chester: What's more realistic than playing with squeaky toys?


  1. What a great Idea and squeak on!!

    Congrats on achieving post #500!! OMD!

  2. THAT was a GRAND Interview... and we are in COMPLETE agreement with you... Everythingy is Better with a Squeaky toy. Esp. one you have Deaded.

  3. PEE S..... since this is so very much impawtant...

    CONGRATUATIONS on your 500th Post... THAT is Quite a Mile Stone fur SURE!!!!

  4. Happy 500!!!

    Just loved your interview and we just know that it will help you out in the polls!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  5. 500th post, YAY!!! Well done Chester, Joey and Ghostwriter
    Of course you are sooo right Chester, the world would be a much better place with more squeaky toys!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  6. Happy #500!!!!! We love all things that go squeak, and we work very hard to desqueak them:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  7. Yay. We're glad that we're one of your bloggie friends. Best wishes from Canada.

  8. Crikey ...... 500 posts ..... well done ..... congratulations!!!!!!! That was your first post?????? You don't look a day older. Squeaky toys RULE!!!!!!

  9. We agree. Congrats on your 500 posts :)