Good morning friends and fans everywhere. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your erudite doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my venerable colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
Yesterday the humans did something totally ridiculous. They changed their clocks one hour forward. That means that ghostwriter had to get up at what seemed to be 4AM to get ready for work yesterday. Needless to say, Joey and I didn’t even look up, budge, or roll over when she came stumbling downstairs to get her coffee, which wasn’t ready yet because Dad forgot to adjust the coffee maker timer! Getting up at 5AM is bad enough. But 4? Upon going to work, her coworkers were equally tired and grumpy, and the little old people at the nursing home were all confused about their daily activities and meal times.
There is no real reason for Daylight Savings Time any more. So we doggies would like to propose a much superior system: Doggie Standard Time.
When it's light out, wake up!
When it's dark out, go to sleep!