Greetings! This is The Daily Bone and I'm your disgruntled doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
It's been raining most of the yesterday and today. But that didn't stop the Evil Squirrel Cartel from invading my yard and eating seeds the birdies drop from the feeders. Look how fat this one is!
The little sparrows said this squirrel is named Madame Curie Potato-Chips because she thinks she's very smart—like the world famous scientist—but like a potato chip bag, she's all full of hot air. (I wonder how those birdies think up those silly names???)
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Here's another squirrel that's been getting into the seeds dropped under the window box birdie feeder.
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| Bark bark bark! Get lost squirrel! |
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| A doggie's work is never done! |
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This is an exclusive, live update about the Evil Squirrel Cartel operative who has been eating our pumpkin! Please note the photos are blurry because the window on the storm door kept fogging up.
When my ghostwriter opened the front door to check for packages, she saw the culprit! He immediately began to flee. But then he came back and climbed up the arborvitae side stump.
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| I want to speak to my lawyer. |
He finally took off when he heard me barking. Later, my little sparrow friend Winifred Seedcruncher said that this was the infamous Tesla Twitch from the other side of the neighborhood. Well, I can believe that since the local squirrels were never smart enough to chew up the pumpkin like that!
Hey squirrel, what ever your name is, your ride is here to take you back to your own territory!
BOL.BOL! love the Squirrel transport vehicle!!
ReplyDeleteThat squirrel are at war with petcretary too.
They are too cunning for us to catch when we try to chase them...they know the sounds of the doggy doors and our tags. Only once there were two intruder squirrels, and they nearly got caught by the tips of their tails...we are fast you know!
Hope your GW gets a good rest...
BOL BOL BOL Chester as always your reporting is topnotch fair and to the point.
ReplyDeleteThose squirrels are so deserving of a ride way far away.
We found a Repel-Away (not harmful to animals, pest, environment or people) kept they away from our 2nd pumpkin. Sprays on and evidently taste nasty.
Hugs Cecilia
Stoopid squirrel. We wish the pumpkin would collapse on him while he was inside feasting and get his furs all messy!
ReplyDeleteYou sure have lots of squirrels to keep track of Chester. We think it's interesting how all of them are named after famous scientists. That one eating the pumpkin sure is bold to just hang out while Ghostwriter checked the porch for packages.
ReplyDeleteHi Chester: I'm June, a little kitty girl. I know Dougie Dog used to come visit and read your notes about the "evil squirrels" (to compare to the ones he had to deal with) ... but now, I live with the Zoolatry Human. We live way up high, so I'll have to take your word about squirrels 'n' stuff, it is interesting to read about them. I do see lots of birds: they land on the church steeples and domes I see outside my windows, but no squirrels come that high (it's 16 floors my ZH says). Anyway, I like reading your stories, you are funny and cute! See you again, bye! June
ReplyDeleteThose birdies sure are lucky they have you to protect their foodables!!
ReplyDeleteSheesh, Chester, no wonder those squirrels are so fat - they are very well-fed!!! We like pumpkin too, but we prefer ours cooked:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
I wanted to say, we've been thinking about your mommy. Thinking she may be working extra long hours lately. Pawlease tell her to conserve as much energy as she can, and to stay safe.
ReplyDeleteBlerg. Working too much is no fun for us doggies. I have heard 100 stories about squirrels eating pumpkins this season. What is up with them? RUDE!
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We are sorry your ghostwriter had to work so much. She has a very important job. Those evil squirrels would have made a nice Thanksgiving dinner.
ReplyDeleteThe evil squirrels are surely taking advantage of your mom working hard. They need a bight in the butt.
ReplyDeleteHi friend! Ojo here! You may be disgruntled but your haircut looks very nice! Also I think you should eat the white shoes. Also I think you should eat the squirrel. Just saying.
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