Greetings! This is The Daily Bone and I'm your disgruntled doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
It's been raining most of the yesterday and today. But that didn't stop the Evil Squirrel Cartel from invading my yard and eating seeds the birdies drop from the feeders. Look how fat this one is!
The little sparrows said this squirrel is named Madame Curie Potato-Chips because she thinks she's very smart—like the world famous scientist—but like a potato chip bag, she's all full of hot air. (I wonder how those birdies think up those silly names???)
Here's another squirrel that's been getting into the seeds dropped under the window box birdie feeder.
|Bark bark bark! Get lost squirrel!|
|A doggie's work is never done!|
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This is an exclusive, live update about the Evil Squirrel Cartel operative who has been eating our pumpkin! Please note the photos are blurry because the window on the storm door kept fogging up.
When my ghostwriter opened the front door to check for packages, she saw the culprit! He immediately began to flee. But then he came back and climbed up the arborvitae side stump.
|I want to speak to my lawyer. |
He finally took off when he heard me barking. Later, my little sparrow friend Winifred Seedcruncher said that this was the infamous Tesla Twitch from the other side of the neighborhood. Well, I can believe that since the local squirrels were never smart enough to chew up the pumpkin like that!
Hey squirrel, what ever your name is, your ride is here to take you back to your own territory!