Hi. This is the Daily Bone and I'm your hasty doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Ghostwriter has to go to bed soon. She's on day shift this week, and that means getting up at 5am. So we're just doing a quick story today.
I've been watching a couple of mourning doves today. Do you see them?
They sit very still and pretend they're rocks.
When I run out to see them, they sit wait until the very last moment before flying away.
Now they're pretending to be bumps on the tree.
You know, ghostwriter, you really shouldn't be working so many hours!