Sunday, December 20, 2015

While I Was Napping …

This is The Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

As you know, I'm always on the look-out for the Evil Squirrel Cartel. But even I have to take a break once in a while. 

While I was napping, this notorious character appeared on a branch of the birch tree outside of ghostwriter's office window. Ghostwriter thinks this is alias Twinkle-toes, who is sometimes seen hanging upside down from the clothesline trying to get to the birdie feeder, or chasing Mr. Fatty White-ears around in the silver maple tree.

Hi. Are you my waitress?

Hey! How about getting me a peanut butter sandwich?

Hmmph! The service here is terrible!

I'll be leaving a poor report in the ESC newspaper! Ciao! 

He finally turned tail and took off across the street where the service is probably better! 

Can you believe the nerve of that guy? 

Everybody knows this is a private food emporium! 

Well, I'd better be getting back to work. Cheeky squirrels! 


  1. Aha, I see he nose better than make an appearance when you're on duty Chester! Cheeky fella waited fur you to be on a nap break
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  2. He was probably looking for the drive up window.

    Abby Lab

  3. The nerve of that treerat. Just tell him to move on down the street if he doesn't like the service.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  4. Those squirrels need to learn their boundaries!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  5. We can almost hear him begging your ghostwriter there, BOL! Those squirrel dudes sure are pushy!

  6. Those stoopid squirrels are over the top annoying!

  7. Hi Chester and Joey dog! We can all related to your past posts... squirrels issues, hooray.... to the sun! (Yay!), frog legs.... This is the reason why we LOVE your bloggy! :) :)

    Happy holidays to you guys and family!
    Momo & Pinot xo

  8. Hi hi hi! Ojo here! Oh no, squirrels are very cheeky, aren't they???

  9. Squirrels get coal in their stocking for Christmas....they are all bad!