Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your dedicated doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
The flowers around my house are really starting to bloom! There are grape hyacinths everywhere!
Wait a minute …
You've GOT to be kidding me!
Well, that's sad!
Ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties, we interrupt your regularly scheduled flowers and spring stuff program for this fast-breaking news story.
We will now take you on location to investigate a heinous crime! Somebody or something has gotten into the yew bushes in the front yard and destroyed Patricia Dove's nest and her two eggs!
As you can see, the nest is a wreck!
Even though the front yard is out of my regular jurisdiction, I was brought there because of my extraordinary sense of smell. And I'm giving it my best sniff!
I discovered some broken egg shells.
In my professional doggie opinion this crime was committed by the Evil Squirrel Cartel!
My ghostwriter concurs for this reason: she's seen a particular squirrel going into bushes all over the neighborhood while angry birdies screech and dive bomb him.
This was the work of none other than Einstein Dingaling!
|Nyah! You got nothin' on me, dog face!|
|Harumph! What a rude little brat!|
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, now in progress.
A beautiful spring sunset!
I'll be on the look out for that dastardly varmint.