Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Emergency Squeaky Toy Surgery!

This is a fast-breaking news story from The Daily Bone, and I'm your proficient doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

Sunday was my twelfth birthday and I got not one, not two, but three new squeaky toys! 

As you can see, all three of these squeaky toys were practically exploding with stuffing, and each one had a toxic squeaker somewhere inside it. I had to operate immediately!

Don't worry squeaky toys! I'll soon have you all better!

After giving each one a good slobbering, I began to work on getting that malignant stuffing out. It was touch and go for a few hours. Unfortunately my ghostwriter, who has been a registered nurse for 39 years, decided they would need to go to the Intensive Care Unit for a few days. (I think she was more worried about me becoming too stressed out from performing surgery on three such serious patients.)  I'll be sure to keep you posted.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.


  1. Happy 12th Birthday, Chester!!! Those three stuffies with the squeakers are really nice. We hope they recover well in the ICU!!!

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

  2. Happy Birthday, Chester! You did a great job starting on removing those squeakers. We hope the toys come out of the ICU soon so you can finish your job.

  3. I am glad you got your friend into surgery. Praying for them.

  4. Oh, HAPPY HAPPY BURTHDAY CHESTER!!!! We are the same age my furiend! (okays, I'm a whole month older)
    I hopes your squeaky surgicals went as planned. I hopes they recover well, so they can thank you for your skill and service.
    Ruby ♥

  5. Hey!!
    Happy Birthday to YOU!!
    Sorry we are late, but then petcretary seems to be always late for everything these least not her work, BOL!

    Your surgical skills have not declined at all, it seems...hope the patients in the ICU will soon be released...

  6. Happy 12th Birthday, Chester! Being a surgeon is exhausting.

  7. 12 Chester don't look a day over 9!! Keep doing whatever you are doing it works.
    Good job on de squeaking the pressies.
    Ask GW or Dad to give you a bday hug from me

  8. Whew, they're so lucky you were there!! Happy barkday to you.

  9. Looks like a super-fun birthday, C. I hope the new toys live to see another day. Squeakers can be tempting, but ultimately are a letdown when they're exposed.

    Happy 12th!
    Love and licks,

  10. I'm sure Mom will fix. It brought back memories for Dog Mom as Bailey would be devastated when one of his toys got broken and beg her to fix it. We aren't really toy dogs so this doesn't happen often.

  11. Happy belated 12th barkday dear friend Chester!! I am sure your pressies are looked after very well!
    Pinot xo

  12. Hi friend, Ojo here! Happy birthday! I can't believe you didn't get to finish the de-stuffing! It's your birthday, isn't it???