Greetings. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your droll doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
My ghostwriter has been working a lot this week filling in for short staffing at the nursing home. When she comes home after battling the evil virus, she's extra tired. I've been trying not to bug her too much. (So I bug Dad instead!)
Seems we could all use a bit of levity lately, so for today's TDB I decided to post some funnies that I found on the internet.
That last one is totally me when it comes to chasing a tennis ball.
Here's a flashback from May 24, 2015 featuring me and my esteemed late colleague
Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
|Hey Joey, what's Dad watching?
|Just some boring news show. Go back to sleep.
|What? They're saying the term "pet owner" is no longer politically correct!
|The correct term is "pet guardian."
|Bwahahahahahaha! We always thought it was the other way around!
I hope everyone stays safe and this awful virus thing goes away real soon! From the residents in nursing homes everywhere: forget-me-not! We're still here under strict quarantine. We're lonely and bored and depressed. We are grieving over a room mate or next-door neighbor who has died of covid, and scared it will come to us next. The staff here is super busy trying to save our lives and have less time to just sit and have a normal conversation with us. You can help! Please send us pictures, cards, and letters so we can feel like we're part of a real family again. Some pretty flowers or a box of chocolates would be nice. We would love to see some artwork by kids, or receive some colorful magazines. It would cheer us up so much!