This is a TDB news flash! I'm your miffed doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
Somebody ate our strawberries! Yesterday, they were almost ripe.
This morning, they were all gone except this little one with a bit taken out of it. And then later on, someone stole that too! Grrrrrrr!
I conducted a thorough search of the premises.
I'm pretty sure it was that stinky little chipmunk! I couldn't find him, though. So I went back inside to grumble about it in ghostwriter's office. But then, I heard an annoying sound like, "chuck, chuck, chuck, squawah, chuck chuck squawah." I immediately jumped up and looked out the window, and this is what I saw:
It was that rude squirrel, alias Twinkletoes, and he was making a racket!
A good barking sent him packing! "No sandwiches for you!"
|Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!|
Hey, wait a minute! I wonder how grilled squirrel stuffed with strawberries tastes?