Hello everyone. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your hushed doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel, along with my subdued associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
We're being good quiet doggies today because our ghostwriter isn't feeling well. She says she has a stomach bug.
That's strange. We've never seen ghostwriter eat any bugs.
Maybe she should go outside and eat some grass. That always helps when we get a stomach upset.
Ghostwriter didn't think that was a very good idea! Sheesh!