Good evening kitties and gentlemen, doggies and ladies. This is The Daily Bone and we're your serious doggie reporters Chester L. W. Spaniel and Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
We had a photo session this afternoon. Don't we look professional? We are ready to report the news!
Dad got out the roaring monster scary machine noisy screaming dragon stick eating thing today.
Do you see Joey dog hiding in the bushes? Ghostwriter put us in the house because we were getting kind of nervous about that noisy machine. When we were allowed back outside, we found that the entire stick pile was gone. The monster machine turned them all into mulch!
But then Dad cooked a nice steak dinner. We doggies each got a nice piece of steak.
In other news, we saw that drone thing again! Here it is hovering over our bushes this afternoon.
We saw it after dark too. It sounded like a bunch of buzzing bees and had red and green lights on it.
We received news that our dear friend Tricky cat crossed over the rainbow bridge last night.
Our hearts go out to his Mom, Pat, who took such good care of him for thirteen years after she found him as a skin-and-bones kitten on her mountain.