Good evening ladies and gentlemen, doggies and kitties. This is the Daily Bone and I’m your furry doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my bushy colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.
Yes, we know. We need a haircut. Our ghostwriter keeps following us around and taking pictures of us with our overgrown, fluffy cocker spaniel fur. She says we look like we're 80's rock stars. I thought a mullet was a type of fish.
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