This is a TDB special report. It's 1pm and I'm your hardy doggie reporter on the spot in my back yard anxiously awaiting the fearsome, horrifying, end of the world (again) gigantic, awesome, terrifying, blizzard of the century! It's supposed to be so bad that State and local authorities are banning all big trucks and buses from travelling the major motorways until it's over. I'll be giving you on-going updates, so please check back here throughout the day.
My ghostwriter has the weekend off, unless someone gets stuck in the snow and can't make it to work and they have to call her to come in, even though she's not officially on call either. She would be very disappointed if they did, because, in her business that's never an excuse for not going to work.
Anyway, ghostwriter, and Dad and I plan to do absolutely nothing all weekend.
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Seriously? That sounds OK to me! |
Now, let me go back and fill you in on the weather insanity that's been going on all week. On Wednesday we thought the snow calamity might be starting when we got pelted with graupel.
What is graupel?
But it stopped after a few minutes and the sun peeked out from behind the clouds.
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Harumph! |
The next two days, we watched the sky for signs of impending doom. Hmmm. It looks kind of like a faint halo around the sun through the cloud cover. That means ice crystals up there.
Yipes! Could this be it???? My humans ordered pizza and chicken wings.
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Yum! |
Ghostwriter went to work yesterday, and kept looking out to see if the snow had started yet. By the time she got home (around midnight) there was still not much going on weather-wise. This morning it was snowing a little.
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It's rather refreshing, I'd say. |
1:45pm: Here's the weather map today. That blue stuff is snow and it's headed our way!
Did you know they're now giving names to winter storms? The one going on now is called Harper. Isn't that cute? Well, we're not scared of any winter storm, especially one named Harper! I say bring it on! I love to run in the snow!
3pm. Ghostwriter filled up the birdie feeders, and we've had plenty of takers, like this blue jay:
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Come and get it birdies! |
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Here's a TDB live update:
6pm and it's dark out. The snow continues to fall, blown by a cold wind.
It's a chilling 18ยบ F. I'm just out here for a quick pee, and don't plan to run around. The neighbors seem to be having some kind of party, though, and I should probably bark, but it's too cold out!
Stay tuned for further developments.
OK, it's now 10pm and this is what it looks like outside:
I'm pretty sure we'll survive if this keeps up. That's all for my report today. We're going to bed soon. To all our readers out there: we hope you're all some place safe and warm, and aren't stuck in a snow drift somewhere! Good night!