Monday, November 18, 2013

Tornado Warnings and UFOs Too!

We interrupt The Daily Bone for a fast breaking news alert. This is your windblown doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel reporting from the back yard.


There were severe weather warnings in our area. Some parts of the country have already had tornadoes, and now the storms are moving our way! I’ve never seen or experienced a tornado, but from what I’ve seen in the news, I would never, ever want to! Wow! Cars flying around, houses blown apart into splinters and rubble, and people getting killed. Scary stuff. Last night one of our humans arrived home from work at 11:45PM and said it was like driving through a car wash in the dark, and some parts of the road were completely covered with fallen leaves. Yikes! We doggies spent the entire night anxiously listening to the roaring wind, worrying about tornadoes.

It’s still extremely windy outside today. Leaves and sticks are blowing everywhere. Not only that, I saw a UFO go skittering across the neighbor’s yard and crash land next to our fence. 

Um, hey guys. There's a UFO here. Isn't anyone going to pick it up or something?

I went inside and called up Professor Braydie Spiker to ask her what I should do. As you know Professor Braydie is one of the foremost experts on paranormal events and UFOs. But she was taking a nap.

Well, maybe it’s safer for me to just stay inside and watch from the window. Hopefully we won’t get hit by any tornadoes, the wind will die down, and no more UFOs will be flying around. And that’s a memo.

Oh, and this just in: mysterious conjoined potato discovered in bag of normal potatoes. It's a weird, weird world!

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