This is The Daily Bone, and I'm your doggie host Chester L. W. Spaniel.
After the Halloween debacle (I'm sorry, but to me lots of people dressed in weirdo costumes, ringing our doorbell, and shouting "trick or treat," and me having to bark and snarl at them all is most definitely a certified debacle!) my esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel and I realized we hadn't checked in with Professor Braydie Spiker that day. As you probably know, lots of weird things happen at Professor Braydie's secret laboratory, like UFOs and paranormal balloon activity. However, she reported nothing out of the ordinary at her house on Planet Florida. Maybe I'm just blowing the whole thing out of proportion.