Sunday, September 15, 2013

Pumpkin Spice Latte

Hello everyone. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your concerned doggie commentator
Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

It seems that suddenly Fall is here. One day it's a sweltering ninety degrees, and the next day it's fifty. But, as the saying goes here in Western New York, if you don't like the weather, just wait a minute. Of course, the humans have yet another weird tradition for celebrating the commencement of Fall: pumpkin spice latte. Blah. I still have no idea what's so great about it, and neither does ghostwriter. She's not a fan of sweetened flavored coffee. Why don't you just have a regular cup of coffee and a piece of pie? 

Here are ten reasons why we are so over pumpkin spice latte season:

  1. Um, sleeping is better?

2. Seriously, why would you spend over $5 for a drink of something
when there's perfectly good water in the toilet bowl that is absolutely free?

3. Because after pumpkin spice latte season comes Christmas shopping
season, and that means you'll make me put in silly costumes like this.

4. Pumpkin spice latte is fattening.

5. Yum yum crunchy meatball doggie food has all the nutrients
you need for a long and healthy life!

6. Because you're way overdue for buying me a new squeaky
toy instead of that silly drink! Bark bark bark!

7. Because you're in such a hurry to go out and get one,
you forgot to take me for a walk!

8. Who needs all that artificially flavored sugary sweet stuff when you
can have delicious all natural pears right from the tree?

9. But all in all, we're going to go with sleeping as a better
alternative to pumpkin spice latte.

10. Yup.

How did this get here?

Finally, here's our favorite singing duo, the Trout Fishing in America guys,
with our favorite song for the season:

Proper Cup of Coffee

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