It's Ironing Board Man!

Hello! This is a TDB News Flash. I’m your effervescent doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

Wow! I was checking out the comic pages and look what I found! Ironing Board Man was starring in Mother Goose and Grim!

Then a great idea hit me. You know all that snow they got in Buffalo NY? Instead of trying to plow and shovel and move it, why don’t they just have Ironing Board Man roll over it all? Flatten that stuff right out! 

My humans recently made a trip to visit our dear Oma in Niagara Falls NY, which is near Buffalo, and they saw Ironing Board Man helping out with some road work there. He would just have a short drive to Buffalo. 

Just imagine: Ironing board Man can flatten out all the snow in that big football stadium and then they can have their Bills vs Jets game after all. The players would just have to wear ice skates! Problem solved! Where do I come up with these great ideas? 

Joey dog here. Um … yeah … where DOES he come up with these crazy ideas? 

Snow Gone

Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your quiescent doggie commentator Chester L. W. Spaniel along with my somnolent associate Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel.

Last night our ghostwriter came home pretty late from work. It was after midnight. After quick greetings, we doggies went promptly went back to bed. She tried to get me to play to no effect.

Oh hi. I see you're finally home.

Um yeah. It's a tennis ball. 

Thanks for giving me my toys. But it's after midnight.

I shall now proceed to dream about them. Good night.

This morning we were stunned to find out all that of our snow was completely gone! 

We asked the neighbor, who was outside raking leaves, if he knew where the all our nice snow went. He just shrugged and continued raking. 

We looked out the front door and there was no snow there either! We might as well go back to sleep! 

We do have a report from Maddie cat today, though. It seems her human has been doing a lot of cooking for the upcoming food feast festival overindulgence yum yum holiday called Thanksgiving. 

My human is baking something again.

I can't look.

Well, maybe just a little peek …

Baby apple pies! 

Today's Excursion

Hi everybody! This is the Daily Bone and I'm your diligent doggie reporter Chester L.W. Spaniel along with my studious colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel. Today it's cold and windy. They sky is gray and dreary. We still have snow, but it's all crusty and hard.

We've been watching the hawthorn tree for the Evil Squirrel Cartel. 

Squirrel 

 No squirrel

We've only seen one so far. Remember, they were eating hawthorn berries all day yesterday. Today they must have the runs.

Bwahahahahaha! 

No squirrels, mousies, chipmunks, shrews, or birdies! The wind is pretty cold!

It's raining now!

We have a better idea about what to do today! Stay inside! 

The Unauthorized TDB

Psssst … It's me! Chester! Hi guys! This the unauthorized Daily Bone. 

My ghostwriter is all tired out after working all day, so I said I would write The Daily Bone for her. You all know what happens when I actually write TDB instead of having my ghostwriter to edit it and make it sound all profound and stuff. Things can get a little crazy. OK here goes …

This squeaky toy cost me an arm and a leg!

So did this tennis ball!

But then I got a rebate. 

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Fart? What fart? We didn't fart. Maybe it was Dad.

And now here's The Daily Bone Florida Edition starring Miss Charlee Puppy:

Hey not so fast!  I didn't put on my make-up yet! 

Oh hi Mom. I did a good job writing tonight's TDB. You just go to bed and don't worry about it. 

                                 

Slow Motion Guys

Hello. This is The Daily Bone, and I'm your vivacious doggie commentator Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel along with my athletic colleague Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

After a busy day of dashing through the snow …

… and chasing the Evil  Squirrel Cartel …

 … and a long, restorative nap …

… we doggies decided to surf the internet for something interesting to put in our next edition of The Daily Bone. This is what we came up with: 

                       


                       


                        

Well, I just put that last one in to remind my humans that watermelon surely tastes a lot better than snow, and, um, we haven't had some good, delicious, yum yum watermelon in a long time. And if you should decide to try this rubber band watermelon thing, we'd be glad to clean up the mess for you. Just saying …

Evil Squirrel Cartel Invades Hawthorns

Hello friends and fans everywhere. This is The Daily Bone and I’m your diligent doggie correspondent Chester L. W. Spaniel. 

We have some cold, windy, snowy weather around here. This morning, there were two squirrels in the hawthorn tree eating up all the berries! 

My esteemed colleague Joseph (Joey dog) Spaniel and I zoomed out to chase them away. 

No sooner had we gone indoors, when they were back to their diabolic thievery! Here I am dashing through the snow! Go away evil squirrels! Leave the hawthorn berries for the birdies. You have acorns to eat in the next yard over! 

Wow! It's cold out there! I came right back into the house promptly after that foray! 

The snow hadn’t even melted off my nose when I had to go out and chase them yet again! 

It's going to be a long day! 

TDB Food Flash by Joey dog

Um, excuse me, but are you planning to eat that last bite of bagel? Because we doggies are going to need some energy to chase those squirrels in the freezing cold today. 

TDB Florida Edition 

Hi there! This is Miss Charlee Puppy reporting on location in sunny Boca Raton. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas around here. Too bad we don't have any snow! Perhaps Buffalo would consider sending some of their mountains of snow to us. 

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE 

Important update: At 4:30PM the Stodgy Robin Society finally showed up to eat the hawthorn berries. What took you so long?