Hello. This is The Daily Bone and I'm your contented doggie reporter Chester L. W. Spaniel.
My ghostwriter finally has a couple days off! While she was at work, she took a look outside at the garden in the back of the nursing home and here's what she saw:
Do you see the stinky chipmunk in this picture? Take a closer look:
He's on top of the sign just below the wind chimes. You might also notice that the doggie statue is staring at him! If you look carefully at the top picture, there is a white kitty cat statue to the left of that rotten chippy! Too bad those aren't real animals, or else that chippy wouldn't stand a chance.
So, what are we going to do on your days off?