Greetings loyal readers! This is The Daily Bone and I’m your peerless doggie reporter
Chester L. W. Stephens.
The other day I heard a loud machine. When I looked out, I was surprised to see my favorite super hero Ironing Board Man! Hooray! He was ironing the grass at our neighbor’s house. Wow! Why he was doing that, I have no idea. But I just love Ironing Board Man.
Faithful fans will remember how Ironing Board Man has different disguises and talents. He is often seen at construction sites, especially when there's paving involved.
He occasionally enjoys the sport called Extreme Ironing.
Sometimes he's depicted in comic books and movies as a guy dressed in a red, gold, and black suit that gives him the ability to fly and fight monster aliens and scary stuff.
In the new Avengers movie, Ironing Board Man is up against a gigantic super strong robot transformer thing. Good grief! Isn't the world a scary enough place already?
I think Ironing Board Man should help us with smaller problems. For example, remember that evil alien duck our Florida correspondent Miss Charlee told us about?
|Pretty scary, isn't he?|
The following video shows Scary Duck's family chasing Charlee's humans in the parking lot of the Publix Grocery store. Notice how it cuts off suddenly? I can hardly imagine what happened after that! Apparently this isn't the first time they've chased Charlee's humans in parking lots, though. Perhaps Ironing Board Man can do something about them.
|Those ducks give me bad dreams!|
If you have any problems or concerns let me know. I'll see if I can get Ironing Board Man to help you out. In the meantime, have fun, stay safe, and watch out for those weirdo parking lot ducks!